Let’s call it strategic alignment. You, me, us, here.

I’m Lana, a petite blonde with clever green eyes, pillowy soft lips, a sparkling laugh that you’ll want on repeat, and a presence that will immediately put you at ease. You can expect refined, honest, playful but boring? Never heard of her.

My background in software engineering and physical therapy has shaped my belief that true luxury is found in the balance of contrasts: wild and elegant, spoiled and soulful, moving easily between softness and command. I’m naturally curious about most things (typical scientist), but what fascinates me most is the version of you very few ever get to see. You can exhale now.

Like you, I appreciate some of the finer things in life. Perfect vintage bubbles, the penthouse with the views, laughter that sneaks up on you, genuine connections that feel inevitable. Mountain air or black tie affair. Sunrise surf sessions or Michelin stars. Grad school applications or shopping with your Amex (investing in my future both ways). Omakase or New York style pizza. I adapt easily. Cool girl luxury, if you will.

I offer three distinct experiences , each designed for a different type of chemistry:

Whichever you choose, we’ll create something real before gently returning you to your world.